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The clip santa’s imposter from Elf (2003) with Will Ferrell, Artie Lange

Santa…
Hey, hey! Ho ho ho!
Cheering
Yeah!
Santa, it’s me buddy!
It’s me! Hey, buddy, How you doing?
It’s me!
Are you ready to see Santa?
Who the heck are you?
What are you talking about? I’m Santa Claus.
No, you’re not.
Uh, WH-why, of course I am!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Well, if you’re Santa…
What song did I sing for you on? Your birthday this year?
Uh, happy birthday of course!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Uh, so, how old are you, son?
Four.
You’re a big boy, what’s your name?
Paul. And, uh, what can I get you for Christmas?
Paul… don’t tell him what You want.
He’s a liar. Let the kid talk.
You disgust me. How can you live? With yourself?
Just cool it, zippy. Woman: Smile.
You sit on a throne of lies.
Look, I’m not kidding’. You’re a fake.
I’m a fake? Yes.
How’d you like to be dead, huh?
Fake. No, he’s kidding.
You stink.
I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right?
You smell like beef and cheese.
You don’t smell like Santa.
Okay.
Gasps kids screaming
He’s an imposter! He’s not Santa!
He’s a fake! He’s a fake! Come here. Come here!
I saw!
He’s a fake!
Ha ha! Where you going now? Where you going?
Cheering
Manager: Ohh! Ohh!
No!
Grunting
He’s not Santa Claus!
He’s not Santa!
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The clip santa’s imposter from Elf (2003) with Will Ferrell, Artie Lange

Santa…
Hey, hey! Ho ho ho!
Cheering
Yeah!
Santa, it’s me buddy!
It’s me! Hey, buddy, How you doing?
It’s me!
Are you ready to see Santa?
Who the heck are you?
What are you talking about? I’m Santa Claus.
No, you’re not.
Uh, WH-why, of course I am!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Well, if you’re Santa…
What song did I sing for you on? Your birthday this year?
Uh, happy birthday of course!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Uh, so, how old are you, son?
Four.
You’re a big boy, what’s your name?
Paul. And, uh, what can I get you for Christmas?
Paul… don’t tell him what You want.
He’s a liar. Let the kid talk.
You disgust me. How can you live? With yourself?
Just cool it, zippy. Woman: Smile.
You sit on a throne of lies.
Look, I’m not kidding’. You’re a fake.
I’m a fake? Yes.
How’d you like to be dead, huh?
Fake. No, he’s kidding.
You stink.
I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right?
You smell like beef and cheese.
You don’t smell like Santa.
Okay.
Gasps kids screaming
He’s an imposter! He’s not Santa!
He’s a fake! He’s a fake! Come here. Come here!
I saw!
He’s a fake!
Ha ha! Where you going now? Where you going?
Cheering
Manager: Ohh! Ohh!
No!
Grunting
He’s not Santa Claus!
He’s not Santa!
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